Many years ago(and I won't say just how many), when I took French in highschool, I learned that the infinitive "blaguer", means "to joke." When this verb is conjugated in the first person present tense it is "Je blague"(I joke), and "blague" is pronounced the same way as the English word "blog." I was curious as to how to say "I blog" in French, so I looked it up on an online translator, and it gave me "Je blog." Since I enjoy both to blague and to blog, I thought I would do a little of both today.
The Scripture says in Proverbs 17:22
Pro 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
I hope these little Bible jokes that I received from a friend will tickle your funny bone or at least make you smile.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
> > > A. Ruthless.
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> > > Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
> > > A. German Shepherds.
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> > > Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
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> > > A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
> liquidation.
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> > > Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
> > > A Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and
> > > drew
out
> a
> > > little prophet.
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> > > Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
> > > A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
> Triumph
> > > was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
> > > apostles were all in one Accord.
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> > > Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
> > > A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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> > > Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no
> > > longer
> lived
> > > in Eden
> > >
> > > A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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> > > Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
> > > A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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> > > Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
> > > A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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> > > Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
> > > A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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> > > Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
> > > A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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> > > Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
> > > A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan…)
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> > > PS…
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> > > Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
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> > > Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"
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