My son and I have been sharing Valentine jokes for the past couple of days. Some of the jokes we found online, and then we tried making up some of our own. Here are some of my favorites. If you have any that you like, please feel free to post them in the comment section. No matter how busy we are, we all need to take some time to laugh.
Q. What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A. A hog and kisses
Q. Why do skunks like Valentine’s Day?
A. They’re so scent-i-mental.
Q. What did the boy cannister say to the girl cannister?
A. Be my Valentin.
Q. What did one pickle say to the other pickle.
A. You mean a great dill to me.
Q. What did the paper say to the pencil?
A. You’re the write one for me!
Q. What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant?
A. I love you tons!
Jen
February 14, 2007 at 7:33 am
LOLOLOLOL…I like the elephant one…
DulceDiana
February 14, 2007 at 12:19 pm
My most favorite: Q. What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant?
A. I love you tons!
Thanks for sharing!
helenl
February 14, 2007 at 2:33 pm
What a great thing to do with your son. Sorry I don’t have any to add. Happy Valentine’s Day anyhow.
cutfromtherock
February 14, 2007 at 2:35 pm
You know, that’s the one thing I want to give my wife for Valentines Day. I just want to laugh with her. I’m so used to being serious and rarely ever taking breaks and now I just want to laugh with her. I know she loves and and so I went ahead and sent out your jokes in an email to her. I can just see her crazy smile as she’s reading them…
Thanks for the great reminder.
Becky
February 14, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Thanks for the Valentine smiles!
iluv2prshim
February 15, 2007 at 2:18 am
Smiles! Those were good. Of course the elephant one is my favorite.
Smiles
August 31, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Try this one….
What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?
I lava u!
Hee hee. That’s cute. Thanks for sharing.
Nacho Paper
February 12, 2011 at 12:16 am
I have an adorable poem that I read off the internet.
You are the cheese on my crackers,
Your the glass to my wine,
Your the icing on my cake
Will you be my valentine?